d16, reloaded

"Die is not a big sell, but we have a lot of cues and pool tables."
-the guy from the south side River City Games.

"I have never heard of d16."
-customer #1 from Mission: Fun and Games.

"Just use 2d8!"
-customer #2 (or was it still #1) from Mission: Fun and Games. [the problem with replacing d16 with 2d8 is that d16 has and even spread of 1/16 chance of getting 1 to 16, 2d8 don't. Please consult your Math 30 teacher for further details.]

"We can order it in for you, if you can find it in the catalogs."
-very nice store keeper from Mission: Fun and Games.

"I'm going to a game convention in a few weeks, and I'll keep an eye out for you."
-told you he's nice.

D16, Reloaded
coming soon to a gaming store near you (or not)

Nano nano.